I have compiled a list of the most common questions I receive as a prepublished stay-at-home mother.
Mama, will you get me my clothes?
Can I have candy for lunch?
Are you ever allowed to have candy for lunch?
Can I play with your phone?
No! Phones are addictive. Now, go outside so I can play with my phone.
What's for dinner?
I already told you.
Will you read to me?