I have compiled a list of the most common questions I receive as a prepublished stay-at-home mother.


Mama, will you get me my clothes?

No.


Can I have candy for lunch?

Are you ever allowed to have candy for lunch?


Can I play with your phone?

No! Phones are addictive. Now, go outside so I can play with my phone.


What's for dinner?

I already told you.


Will you read to me?

Of course!